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1. PecanCtMichael
   Posted October 27, 2008 at 9:44 am | Permalink

   This was a triumph.
   I’m making a note here:
   HUGE SUCCESS.
   It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
   Aperture Science,
   we do what we must
   because we can.
   For the good of all of us.
   Except the ones who are dead.

   But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
   You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
   And the Science gets done,
   and you make a neat gun
   for the people who are
   still alive.

   I’m not even angry.
   I’m being so sincere right now.
   Even though you broke my heart
   and killed me.
   And tore me to pieces.
   And threw every piece into a fire.
   As they burned it hurt because
   I was so happy for you!

   Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
   And we’re out of beta.
   We’re releasing on time.
   So I’m GLaD I got burned.
   Think of all the things we learned
   for the people who are
   still alive.

   Go ahead and leave me.
   I think I prefer to stay inside.
   Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
   Maybe Black Mesa…
   THAT WAS A JOKE,
   HA HA,
   FAT CHANCE.
   Anyway, this cake is great.
   It’s so delicious and moist.

   Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.
   When i look out there it makes me glad I’m not you.
   I’ve experiments to run,
   there is research to be done
   on the people who are
   still alive.

   And believe me I am still alive.
   I’m doing science and I’m still alive.
   I feel fantastic and I’m still alive.
   While your dying ill be still alive.
   And when your dead I will be still alive.
   Still alive.
   Still alive.